My appointment as the new pastor coincided with the church's appeal for aidfor victims of a hurricane.
Unfortunately, on my first Sunday in the parish, the center page of thechurch bulletin was accidentally omitted. So members of the congregationread from the bottom of the second page to the top of the last page:
"Welcome to the Rev. Andrew Jensen and his family ... the worst disaster tohit the area in this century. The full extent of the tragedy is not yet
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Sign posted in an Army recruiting office: "Marry a veteran, girls! He can cook, make beds, sew, and is already used to taking orders."
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