By Dave Tippett
10. They encourage your Facebook friends to 'like' one of your surgery options
9. Rescue helicopter also does traffic reports for local radio station
8. Paper or plastic colostomy bags
7. Discount drug bins on every floor
6. Etch-a-Sketch X-Rays
5. Guy from Office Depot now stapling up surgery patients
4. Pull start heart-lung machines
3. Shaking bag of chicken bones at wound now considered a 2nd opinion
2. Nurse pull cord replaced with friend request on their Facebook page
1. Coin-Operated I.V.s
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