~ On your descent into Auckland, you catch a glimpse of the Golden Gate Bridge.
~ You've driven halfway around New Zealand and have yet to see a single Hobbit.
~ "Alabamastan" ain't really a country in Eastern Europe.
~ Sun? Check. Sand? Check. Carrying an M16 while being shouted at by a drill sergeant? Uh-oh.
~ The "Transylvania" tour is nothing but a visit to a Polish union town in Ohio led by a couple of Goth chicks.
~ It turns out that Cawker City, Kansas, only has the world's "second" largest ball of twine!
~ Snow White looks real enough, but you don't remember the Elephant Man's remains being part of Disneyland.
~ As you board the plane, you find the "occupied" sign is up on your "private cabin."
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