7. Toil for 364 days a year just to make children smile and no one gives a rip; frolic around for one day in some stupid outfit in February with a lousy bow and arrow, and all of a sudden you're a hero.
6. The EPA's new relaxed reindeer-emissions standards.
5. Making items to drop off for those on Santa's Naughty List.
4. Icy cold North Pole temperature makes it hard to produce quality workmanship.
3. Reindeer game #12: Elf lacrosse.
2. Constantly ridiculed for that 0-854 record in the North Pole basketball league.
1. Jolly Ol' Santa has never yet brought back a single cookie to share.
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