CHURCH OXYMORONS

An oxymoron is a figure of speech that combines contradictory terms.

~ Brief meeting

~ Preacher's day off

~ Clear calendar

~ Volunteer waiting list

~ Concluding remarks

NEW ADDITIONS:

~ Short sermon (and bad short sermon)

~ Short agenda

~ Short visit

~ Committee work

~ Progress Committee

~ Simple request

~ Quick question

~ Self-Help Group

~ Adult Leadership

~ A word of prayer

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