Little Dewey was at football practice one day and the coach said "Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts"
Immediately little Dewey said, "Ooh me sir, me!"
The coach then said, "But Dewey you're the worst player on the team!"
Then Dewey said, "I know, but goalposts can't jump!"
[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]
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