Six-year-old Annie returns home from school and says she had her first family planning lesson at school.
Very interested, her mother asks, "How did it go?"
"I died of shame!" she answers. "Sam from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. And Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."
Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed."
"Yes it is! I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!"
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