When the Jones family moved into their new house, a visiting relative asked five-year-old Sammy how he liked the new place.
"It's terrific," he said.
"I have my own room, Mike has his own room, and Jamie has her own room.
But poor Mom is still in with Dad."
If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?
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