A young man was home from college over semester break.
He had complained to no end about the poor food at school, so his mom offered to make his favorite breakfast.
After he took the first bite of his eggs benedict, he smiled and said, “You know Mom, there's no place like home for the hollandaise.”
[forwarded by BJ Bosche]
Baseball - what a great job! Where else would a .250 efficiency rate get you a $10 million raise?