Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
The Coffee Law: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Physical Surfaces: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.
Law of Physical Appearance: If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
Law of Public Speaking: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it - OR the store will stop selling it.
Doctor's Law: If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor - by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
[forwarded by Tracy Barnes]
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