The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter.
I told him, "Oh, I do it all the time. No matter where I am - in the bedroom, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement - I ask myself, 'Now, what am I here after?'"
[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]
I said I have a can-do attitude...I never said I had a will-do attitude.
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