A teenager was always asking his father if he could borrow the family car.
Pushed to the limit, the father asked his son why he thought God had given
him two feet.
Without hesitation, the son replied, "That's easy, one for the clutch and
one for the accelerator."
[forwarded by John Jaeger]
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