Not to worry. Pastor Tim, a 1978 Lincoln High graduate, stepped onto the altar, asked the congregants if they were aware that there was a football game going on at the moment, asked if they would like to be forgiven for their sins — they responded in the affirmative — and he said, “OK, you are.”
He then invited the people to receive bread and wine, does a “Kaepernick” biceps-kissing move, pulls apart his vestments to reveal a 49er t-shirt, says “I’m out of here” and walks off the altar.
See his lightning-quick sermon here:

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