THE HANDYMAN'S GUIDE

~ Try to work alone. An audience is rarely any help.

~ Always take credit for miracles. If you dropped the alarm clock while taking it apart and it suddenly starts working, you have healed it.

~ Regardless of what people say, kicking, pounding, and throwing sometimes DOES help.

~ If something looks level, it is level.

~ If what you've done is stupid, but it works, then it isn't stupid.

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I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.

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