John and Charles were sitting on the front porch chillin' when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod (grass) went by.
"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said John.
"Do what?" asked Charles.
"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered John.
[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]
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Every time I see a math word problem it looks like this: If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Answer: Purple because aliens don't wear hats.
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