Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Friday, February 3, 2012
Hair funny
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
today'sTHOT============================
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
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Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
today'sTHOT============================
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
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PASS IT ON!
Yeah, you can send this Funny to anybody you want. And, if you're REAL nice, you'll tell them where you got it! www.mikeysFunnies.com
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Thursday, February 2, 2012
Commandment funny
today'sFUNNY===========================
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to honor thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
today'sTHOT============================
Did you hear about the optimist who managed to fall off the top of the Empire State Building? As he passed each floor he was heard yelling, "So far so good!"
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PASS IT ON!
Yeah, you can send this Funny to anybody you want. And, if you're REAL nice, you'll tell them where you got it! www.mikeysFunnies.com
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to honor thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
today'sTHOT============================
Did you hear about the optimist who managed to fall off the top of the Empire State Building? As he passed each floor he was heard yelling, "So far so good!"
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PASS IT ON!
Yeah, you can send this Funny to anybody you want. And, if you're REAL nice, you'll tell them where you got it! www.mikeysFunnies.com
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Tuesday, January 31, 2012
I'm drawing God funny
today'sFUNNY===========================
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
"They will in a minute."
today'sTHOT============================
I went skiing with a whole bunch of psychoanalysts. I never saw so many
Freudians slip.
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PASS IT ON!
Yeah, you can send this Funny to anybody you want. And, if you're REAL nice, you'll tell them where you got it! www.mikeysFunnies.com
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
"They will in a minute."
today'sTHOT============================
I went skiing with a whole bunch of psychoanalysts. I never saw so many
Freudians slip.
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PASS IT ON!
Yeah, you can send this Funny to anybody you want. And, if you're REAL nice, you'll tell them where you got it! www.mikeysFunnies.com
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Christmas Cookies Recipe (Revised Translation)...Or Formally Equivalent Christmas Cookies Recipe
Commonweal Online
Enjoy and Have A Merry Christmas!!!
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Saturday, December 3, 2011
Grandaughter bags her first deer...what's next
Grandma: My sweet 16 year old granddaughter with her first deer, what's next ????
Pastor's reply to Grandma:
I'd make sure every potential boyfriend sees this picture, with the admonition: "She's killed before..."
haha...
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