When General Douglas MacArthur retired from the military in 1951, he stated famously, "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away." But five-star generals are not the only ones who never die:
Golfers never die, they just lose their drive.
Lumberjacks never die, they just pine away.
Accountants don't die, they just lose their balance.
Bank managers don't die, they just lose interest.
Vehicle mechanics? They re-tire every day.
Engineers never retire, they just lose their bearings.
Beekeepers never retire, they just buzz off.
Musicians never retire, they just decompose.
Watchmakers never retire, they just wind down.
Academics never retire, they just lose their faculties.
Old librarians never die, they just check out, become overdue, and lose their circulation.
Old milkmaids never die, they just kick the bucket and lose their whey.
Old math professors never die, they just go off on a tangent.
Old mimes never die, they're just never heard from again.
[ Forwarded from Sermon Fodder and Joke A Day Ministries: http://www.sermonfodder.com ]
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A boy in Sunday School was asked to recite the Golden Rule: "Do one to others as others do one to you."
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